PatchoDERM CG - For Addiction Relief!
PatchoDERM CG - For Addiction Relief!
PatchoDERM CG - For Addiction Relief!
PatchoDERM CG - For Addiction Relief!

PatchoDERM CG - For Addiction Relief!

New patch for all us patch addicts out there there's now help! PatchoDERM CG!
Just wear this patch and you'll be less* tempted to buy another patch.

Patch Dimensions: 2.5" x 3"
Materials: PVC with Velcro on back

This is not a limited edition patch. 

*Side-effects may include:
PVC cravings
Wallet weight loss
Velcro scratches on bicep
Hairy palms
Compelling desire to collect things
Mailbox stakeouts
Buying more patches

Individual results may vary. Only tested on one animal. Patch will not actually cure patch addiction.

This is a stocked item which means it will generally ship out on Mondays, Wednesdays, or Fridays. 

If a product is defective we will generally offer to replace the product with a good one as long as the item in question is in stock. There are no returns on apparel for fitment issues, please read item description and size charts for fitment guidelines. The only returns for apparel and accessories are for defective products or if an incorrect product is shipped. For more information on returns and refunds please see “Refund Policy” at the bottom of the checkout screen. 

 

Description

New patch for all us patch addicts out there there's now help! PatchoDERM CG!
Just wear this patch and you'll be less* tempted to buy another patch.

Patch Dimensions: 2.5" x 3"
Materials: PVC with Velcro on back


Notes

This is not a limited edition patch. 

*Side-effects may include:
PVC cravings
Wallet weight loss
Velcro scratches on bicep
Hairy palms
Compelling desire to collect things
Mailbox stakeouts
Buying more patches

Individual results may vary. Only tested on one animal. Patch will not actually cure patch addiction.

Shipping

This is a stocked item which means it will generally ship out on Mondays, Wednesdays, or Fridays. 

Returns

If a product is defective we will generally offer to replace the product with a good one as long as the item in question is in stock. There are no returns on apparel for fitment issues, please read item description and size charts for fitment guidelines. The only returns for apparel and accessories are for defective products or if an incorrect product is shipped. For more information on returns and refunds please see “Refund Policy” at the bottom of the checkout screen. 

 

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